It was a once in a lifetime moment, so I had to ask, “God? What do you like most about me?”

God furrowed that brow of His and said in a booming whisper, “I loved that one move you made in Candy Crush where you nearly wiped out the whole board.”

There was a very long silence, and hell didn’t seem so bad.

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