About sungmokoo

I am a native of Chicagoland. I am old enough to know better. I am good with that.

“Dance 1979 Away” by VAN HALEN Vs. SMASHING PUMPKINS

It was the hottest day. Ever. I was barely stoned on some shitty homegrown weed I copped from a one-armed Nam vet. I was in need of serious shade and electrollytes. Instead, a troubled teen with a boom box over his shoulder approached, “Dance The Night Away” by Van Halen was blasting like nobody’s business. I was curiously satisfied.

And now, a mash up.

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“Kiss Me Today” by SMASHING PUMPKINS Vs. SIXPENCE NONE THE RICHER

Sixpence none the richer is an idiom meaning an unprofitable endeavor. According to the band Smashing Pumpkins, sometimes known as The Smashing Pumpkins, ‘smashing’ is not a verb, it is an adjective meaning great.

Someone told me a long time ago that definition is in the eye of the beholder, ergo, meh.

And now, a mash up.

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“Funk #49 Heartbreaker” by LED ZEPPELIN Vs. JAMES GANG

Submitted for your approval: the definition of the blues in A major. If for some reason, you find yourself amidst a blues jam in A, either of these songs will fit. It’s the substitution theory working in real time. Your friend, geometry expert, Sungmokoo.com.

And now, a mash up.

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“We Didn’t Start The Fire” by BILLY JOEL FEATURING JAY-Z

This COVID-19 has sure changed everything. Time moves differently now, which is just the nice way of saying that time has become irrelevant. 

During the quarantine, I discovered this on the YouTube. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCRt-fquxnij9wDnFJnpPS2Q.

The voice in this mash up/remix was entirely computer-generated using text-to-speech models trained on the speech patterns of Jay-Z, the rapper and not the island. For more information, see: https://ai.googleblog.com/2017/12/tacotron-2-generating-human-like-speech.html.

And now, a mash up.

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