About sungmokoo

I am a native of Chicagoland. I am old enough to know better. I am good with that.

“This Old Sweet Leaf Of Mine” by BLACK SABBATH Vs. THE ISLEY BROTHERS

Ozzy - Isley
Before Ozzy Osbourne was one of those reality television personalities, he was a man who would bite the head off of a bat for thousands of fans, and before that, he was the lead singer of Black Sabbath. At this pace, one wonders why he hasn’t yet run for political office.

And now, a mash up.

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Food For Thought

800px-Cheeseburger

Adding cheese to the hamburger became a thing in the late-1920s to mid-1930s, adding a Chilean sea bass to the hamburger has not yet been invented.

The cheeseburger did not have a chance. Not in the hands of that hungry man. Deep down, it knew it was its own damn fault for smelling so good, and oh my God, for being so juicy. If it didn’t do something drastic, it would surely end up in that man’s mouth, and ultimately his stomach, only to be transformed into vomit or poo.

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See You Next Fall

rickety stairs

More than 1,000 people die annually from falling down stairs. To put things in perspective, 33 people have died this year from vaping.

In retrospect, Vince Ainsley should have been more conscious of retaining balance than paying so much attention to his unmatched socks, especially at the top of the unfamiliar rickety stairs. Hindsight always sounds like a know-it-all you want to punch in the damn face.

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Stifling

Stifling a Yawn

Sometimes I wish I was a flower so I can stifle a yawn without looking like I am having a stroke.

She looked extremely incorrect, mostly unhealthy. If anything, she looked horrific. She had the right-before-you-die-face. But yawning during a job interview was worse. Sharona Solommi was way over qualified and the wages were half of her usual earnings, but she needed this job.

Mr. Bosley Howell leaned over the desk and asked with rehearsed concern, “Are you okay, Ms. Solommi?”

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