Commentary from a North Korean

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Commentary by Kim Sung-Un

 

Sung Mo Koo, you raceest peeg! I can tell by your name that you too are also Korean. You are zee worst kind. You are what we call Uncle Tom. Your raceesm must cease and deseest. First of all, you’ve got our accents all wrong. We North Koreans have a deefeecult time pronouncing l’s and r’s. Your portrayal of our type is zee worst kind of offenseeve, eet eez eencorrect. You are like zee fake news. Die you weak capitoleest donkey!

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Opinion? Like testicles, I have one or two.

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Commentary by Sung Mo Koo

 

I love music so much. I truly hate music. This is not a paradox. It is simply fact. It is passion without being blind or oblivious. I don’t want to be an emotionalist, but love and those types of emotions are always misleading and full of idiot juice. Hate is more informed. The opposite of blind love is blind rage, not blind hate. This just in from Alex Jones, “Ray Charles was only blind for sympathy!”

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