“Humans are a lot like three-dollar bills, funny, awkward, and ultimately worthless.” Illustration ©1992 Jay Lynch
What? The? Fuck? Seriously. What the fuck is up with you people? All you people? By the way, yo humans, been a while, but what is wrong? As soon as I figure out how low your race truly is, you lower the bar, and then you go ahead and lower it some more. Stop it. Even the lowliest life form, the dog, think your breed is stupid. Sad. And to all you asshole idiots who wonder how the current president of the United States, Donald Trump, says the outrageous things he says; realize this. You are the problem. You are the damn oxygen to his fire: supporters and opponents alike on both sides, on all sides. Frankly, I am sick of Trump’s omnipresence, and I refuse to be that guy who speaks the obvious, like, look at how brightly the flames spread, or it is too fucking hot in here. None of it helps. By the way, you do not yet realize how much you will miss Trump after he’s gone. Believe me, it will be like the first day of meth withdrawal.
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