You heard it here first. I’ve never claimed to be Nostradamus, nor will I ever, but let me warn you about the most dangerous job in the year 2051, November 18th, to be precise. Whatever you do, don’t be the quarterback for the Washington Redskins! Don’t believe me? Ask Joe Theismann (1985) and Alex Smith (2018)! And while you’re asking them, do not mention anything about breaking a leg.
Piss me off once, shame on you. Piss me off twice, shame on me. Piss me off a thousand times… I must be talking about current president of the United (Not really) States, Dummkopf, or Dumbhead, Donald Trump. I think it is only fair to retaliate in kind. If I can anger that asswipe-wannabe (See what I did there? I’m implying that he’s not even good enough to be an asswipe.) a fraction as much as he’s done to me, I’m good.
Trump doing what he does best: annoying an American.
The more I write, the more mistakes I make. It’s sad and inevitable, like sexual assault. With power comes abuse and ludicrous advances, it’s just the way people are wired. Whoever said the meek shall inherit the earth, they were on cheap crack. I hope the following errors did not cause any inconveniences.
There was absolutely no doubt about it. It was/is a bad year for the NFL. What, with the whole kneeling during the national anthem controversy and all of its political implications, and how about the whole evasion of head-on collisions causing brain cancer. Ask any US President, and he’ll gladly tell you that football is definitely failing, just look at the horrible ratings.