“Rock ‘N Me Crosseyed And Painless” by TALKING HEADS Vs. THE STEVE MILLER BAND

talking heads - steve miller
Today is the NFL Pro Bowl game, perhaps the most important sporting event “ever”. To clarify, since “ever” is in quotes, it means it is baseless and stupid. I’d rather watch these all-stars play Bingo or compete against the winners of the Puppy Bowl.

And now, a mash up.

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“The Super Bowl Souffle” by L’TRIMM & ALEC BALDWIN & JAY-Z & ICE-T Vs. THE CHICAGO BEARS SHUFFLING CREW

The Super Bowl Souffle [Single]
In honor of the Chicago Bears making it into the post-season, an embarrassing awesome relic from the past. Go Bears!

Now a mash up!

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“She’s The White Rosanna” by DIANA ROSS & THE SUPREMES & TOTO Vs. ROBBIE WILLIAMS

Diana - Robbie - Toto
You heard it here first. I’ve never claimed to be Nostradamus, nor will I ever, but let me warn you about the most dangerous job in the year 2051, November 18th, to be precise. Whatever you do, don’t be the quarterback for the Washington Redskins! Don’t believe me? Ask Joe Theismann (1985) and Alex Smith (2018)! And while you’re asking them, do not mention anything about breaking a leg.

And now a Christmas mash up.

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Fighting Fire With Ire

Piss me off once, shame on you. Piss me off twice, shame on me. Piss me off a thousand times… I must be talking about current president of the United (Not really) States, Dummkopf, or Dumbhead, Donald Trump. I think it is only fair to retaliate in kind. If I can anger that asswipe-wannabe (See what I did there? I’m implying that he’s not even good enough to be an asswipe.) a fraction as much as he’s done to me, I’m good.

Trump yelling at lawn mowing kid

Trump doing what he does best: annoying an American.

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