“Rock ‘N Me Crosseyed And Painless” by TALKING HEADS Vs. THE STEVE MILLER BAND

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Today is the NFL Pro Bowl game, perhaps the most important sporting event “ever”. To clarify, since “ever” is in quotes, it means it is baseless and stupid. I’d rather watch these all-stars play Bingo or compete against the winners of the Puppy Bowl.

And now, a mash up.

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“Take The Money And Run, It’s The End Of The World As We Know It” by R.E.M. Vs. STEVE MILLER BAND

The following mash up may be the explanation for the behavior of thin-orange-skinned president of the United States himself, Donald “Dumb Dumb” Trump. It seems impossible for someone to lie so much without some sort of motivation. Any sane person might feel the tiniest bit of shame, but because he knows that it’s the end of the world, he feels fine and doesn’t care.

Who am I kidding? Regardless of the well-being of the world, this is Trump. This is how he rolls. He’s a greedy fuck face who has no compunction raping the world with his tiny hands that have never seen a day’s work. Ask anyone, he is a renowned bed wetter. Instead of remorse, he is filled with privilege. Instead of shame, he screams for his mommy. When one can rationalize the embarrassing arrested development day in and day out of waking up in a pool of urine for 72 years, the end result is Trump. When shitty behavior is ignored and cleaned up by the hired help, you are creating a monster.  This is a mind set created by the Scrooges, Mr. Potters and Dick Cheneys of this damn capitalistic world. By the way, all known bed wetters.

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“The Complicated Joker” by AVRIL LAVIGNE Vs. STEVE MILLER BAND

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Current president of the United States, “Dripped On” Donald Trump, continues to embarrass humankind. It has become more than obvious that he is a mere puppet to ex-KGB leader, Vladimir “Poot Poot” Putin. It wouldn’t surprise me if he wrote Trump’s poignant speech, “Bing, bing, bang, bang, boong.” For surely, “Dumbo” Donald’s impressive vocabulary does not include this sort of playfulness. Evil idiocy is sad.

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