“Godzilla’s Wonderwall” by Oasis Vs Blue Öyster Cult featuring Godzilla

Oasis - BOC
In this post-truth/pre-apocalypse world, one wonders if umlauts will be placed on top of most vowels. If this is the case, how far is the tilde from dominating our consonants? I am most fearful of the acute mark messing up the other vowels. In 1984, when Japanese pop star monster, Godzilla was asked about how these accents might change its life, its response was, “Squeeonk!!” Indeed, squeeonk, indeed.

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Godzilla And The Tenor


Godzilla shows off by playing the dreaded and difficult barred B flat seventh chord.

A touring American tenor arrived in a small Japanese village. He claimed to be the greatest singer in the entire world. His mission was simple: to grace the villagers with his beautiful voice, in return for a meal fit for a king. Before proceeding further, it is imperative to point out that Japan does not accept such boastful words without merit, it needs to be earned, backed up. In short, prove it or lose it. With this, a competition was decreed to prove once and for all, who had the best singing voice.

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