In this post-truth/pre-apocalypse world, one wonders if umlauts will be placed on top of most vowels. If this is the case, how far is the tilde from dominating our consonants? I am most fearful of the acute mark messing up the other vowels. In 1984, when Japanese pop star monster, Godzilla was asked about how these accents might change its life, its response was, “Squeeonk!!” Indeed, squeeonk, indeed.