“Heaven Must Have Sent You, It’s Still Rock And Roll To Me” by THE ELGINS Vs. BILLY JOEL

I would like to present, a mash up, a mixture or fusion of disparate elements, like Adam and Eve, like Nixon and anything else, and it goes something like this. A-one, a-two, a-one a-two a-you know what to do.

For all you Americans out there, Happy Presidents’ Day, although technically, it is still officially called Washington’s Birthday by the federal government. And they would know.

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Trump, Confucius & The Cowardly Lion

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Putting the lying motherfucker back in The Cowardly Lion.

If this were a Carnac the Magnificent joke, (A fictional clairvoyant character from The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson.) which it is definitely not, the punchline would be: Name three things that don’t know when to shut the fuck up. It’s not funny, but it’s true, which is a lot better than 80% of those Carnac jokes, because I used the word fuck.

It is the saddest time to be an American, so sad, and as depressing as that may be, there is yet an impossible chasm of despair to wade through to correct our eroding civilization. It is time to reinstate true courage into our nation, for when the definition of courage gets convoluted and reorganized by alternative facts™ and ludicrous jingoism, a nation further divides.

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Fake News Is Good News


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An unlikely outcome, yet pleasing to those who have a soul. Image Source

As many of you are aware, my idea of relevance is releasing an explosive fart just before the grunt at the end of Santana’s “Oye Como Va”; and that song is 48 years old, and only God knows when the fart originated. Whatever. It’s always funny to me. When it comes to being topical, I am a mere rube. But, with all this current news™ swirling all around me, I reach out and try to connect, but come up empty handed. It could be because there are just too many news points. Gun control, or guntrol as the lazy pundits call it, the Russian probe, DACA, Florida, always Florida, the me too movement, Nazis, domestic abuse, tax reform, the clone of Reverend Al Sharpton, This Is Us®, The Winter Olympics, and that doesn’t even include natural disasters like North Korea.

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“Shimmy Shimmy Ya Jive Talking” by OL’ DIRTY BASTARD Vs. BEE GEES

It’s sad to realize we live in a world where capitalism rules without rhyme and reason. I don’t understand how the NRA® continues unscathed in the wake of all the tragedy it causes, while pharmaceutical companies, big tobacco, Agent Orange and 8-Track tapes slowly go extinct. Put a costume on it, we’re all going to hell in a handbasket, whatever the hell that means.

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