Happy Go Lucky Charms

a bowl of lucky charms

Make no mistake about it, there is nothing lucky about Lucky Charms®, they should be called Slow Death Charms or Gateway To Obesity Charms.

As the words left his mouth, he knew he made a dreadful mistake, the kind that fucks you up for a long time. Matthew Marsdale tried to stop himself, but the cadence was too damn catchy. His fate was inevitable.

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What’s First?

Who's On First

“Seriously? There’s no way anyone is gonna go by the name I Don’t Know. That’s so ludicrous, I can’t even talk to you anymore. Good day.”

Two astronomers stood beside an enormous telescope. For a very odd reason, they called each other the night before and decided they’d wear old-timey vaudeville costumes. The pudgy one, the shorter of the two said, “It’s whack how the universe is constantly changing. What with the discovery of new asteroids and the redefinition of Pluto. It’s hard to keep up.”

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“Walk Like A Bug A Boo” by DESTINY’S CHILD Vs. BANGLES

The Bangles - Destiny's Child
Sometimes life throws some funny and smelly fish your way, and sometimes, you just have to throw it back. What else are you going to do? Let the reek cling to you until you are forced to own it? The last thing anyone needs is the nickname Fish Stench or Fishy Fish Fish.

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