“This seems like a Saturday sort of thing,” he thought out loud, not quite sure whether or not it was even Saturday. He proceeded to lift his butt from the chair and slowly released vicious gas. It sounded like the last sputter of a dilapidated motorboat, and it was with this new discovery of foul air that he realized it was actually Sunday. This would not be the first time Ralph Lawrence was acquainted with shame.
And now, a mash up.
Have you ever wondered what Paul Stanley would sound like if he was backed by a power pop band? Wonder no more.
And now, a mash up.
Yes, this face is funny. Yes, it is cute. But for how long? How long? Source
Granular Sugar made a peculiar face, his right eyebrow raised higher than the other, widening his anime eyes further, lips pursed, and nose flared. The overly cartoonish expression was appropriate, for while he was reminiscing, the unthinkable occurred.
As a full-fledged robotist, they all look alike and are an increasing strain on our society.
I was minding my own business, as in smoking a cigarette, loitering in front of Tootie’s, my neighborhood bar with a half a beer and a shot waiting for me, little would I realize I was about to change someone’s life.
The sound of a switchblade and a motorbike.
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