Today is the NFL Pro Bowl game, perhaps the most important sporting event “ever”. To clarify, since “ever” is in quotes, it means it is baseless and stupid. I’d rather watch these all-stars play Bingo or compete against the winners of the Puppy Bowl.
And now, a mash up.
“Half of me wants to punch you in your smug face.”
“Oh yeah? What does the other half of you want to do?”
“Uh, uh… not punch you?”
president of the United States himself dictator wannabe, Donald “Dork Brain” Trump is putting the super-id back into super idiot. I remember the days when if you got caught in a lie more than 100 times, like Trump has, people quit listening to you. Sad.
David Byrne, one time member of Talking Heads, is currently touring America promoting his latest release, “American Utopia”. I recommend that you get out of your safety bubble and give it a listen. It’s good.
Frank Sinatra, one time member of The Rat Pack, is currently decomposing. He has been doing so since 1998. He was nicknamed “Old Blue Eyes”, back when he was amongst the living. If I had to surmise, his blue eyes are gone and replaced by maggots and worms.