“The Night Before Thinking Out Loud” by SPIDER-MAN Vs. ED SHEERAN FEATURING SHERYL CROW

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Friendly neighborhood Spider-Man recites “The Night Before Christmas” as Ed Sheeran and a group of hired musicians perform “Thinking Out Loud.” And then hey, it’s Sheryl Crow singing about how “The First Cut Is The Deepest.” Talk about Christmas miracles.

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“Should I Jingle Bells Or Jingle Go” by THE CLASH Vs. SMOKEY ROBINSON & THE MIRACLES

Merry Christmas to all who celebrate Christmas, and to everyone else, have a nice day.

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The Unicorn’s Last Christmas

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The unicorn was the three-dollar bill of the animal kingdom, followed closely by the exaggerating inchworm.

In the true spirit of Christmas, Mr. Derby exclaimed, “And a Merry Christmas to you!” accompanied with an extended middle finger. You would too if you were soaked to the bone by a car purposely driving close to curbs in order to splash unsuspecting pedestrians with slush. Depending on which side you’re on, it’s either hilarious or painfully tragic. In Mr. Derby’s case, it was the latter. In retrospect, it was the perfect ending to the worst day of his life.

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The True Meaning Of Christmas

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Before GPS, there was the North Star.

It was Christmas Eve and Dad came home drunk as if it were yesterday, or the day before, or the day before that. Long story short, Dad was one of them functioning alcoholics. None of this mattered to me. I was eight years old and I needed to know one thing: What is the meaning of Christmas.

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