“Peanut Butter River” by JONI MITCHELL Vs. GRACE JONES

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In a better world, Joni Mitchell and Grace Jones are best friends. They share recipes and talk about the book clubs they started but never went to, more important, they would fight crime. Their motto is, ‘kill now and ask questions later’ followed by a booming guffaw.

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“The Night Before Thinking Out Loud” by SPIDER-MAN Vs. ED SHEERAN FEATURING SHERYL CROW

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Friendly neighborhood Spider-Man recites “The Night Before Christmas” as Ed Sheeran and a group of hired musicians perform “Thinking Out Loud.” And then hey, it’s Sheryl Crow singing about how “The First Cut Is The Deepest.” Talk about Christmas miracles.

Now, a mash up.

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“Should I Jingle Bells Or Jingle Go” by THE CLASH Vs. SMOKEY ROBINSON & THE MIRACLES

Merry Christmas to all who celebrate Christmas, and to everyone else, have a nice day.

Now, a mash up.

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The Unicorn’s Last Christmas

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The unicorn was the three-dollar bill of the animal kingdom, followed closely by the exaggerating inchworm.

In the true spirit of Christmas, Mr. Derby exclaimed, “And a Merry Christmas to you!” accompanied with an extended middle finger. You would too if you were soaked to the bone by a car purposely driving close to curbs in order to splash unsuspecting pedestrians with slush. Depending on which side you’re on, it’s either hilarious or painfully tragic. In Mr. Derby’s case, it was the latter. In retrospect, it was the perfect ending to the worst day of his life.

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