“Play That Funky Music In The Fast Lane” by EAGLES Vs. WILD CHERRY

Recently (by recently, I mean three to four years ago), I discovered that the band, Eagles does not use the English definite article, the, in their name. Consequently, they are members of the non-English definite article bands: Carpenters, Talking Heads, Wild Cherry, and Cher.

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“Kung Fu Fighting A Lot Of People” by MANY ARTISTS Vs. CARL DOUGLAS

KungFu-Medley
In 1972, “Kung Fu Fighting” by Carl Douglas was a monumental hit. I was 10 years old, and to my great dismay, it was very easy to replace Kung Fu with Sung Koo. The white kids, jagoffs, each and every one of them, would taunt me with their off pitch caterwauling. It would have been charming if I was capable of actually fighting. I am pretty sure life would be very different today if I knew a martial art.

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“Thinking Out Loud At The Hotel California” by ED SHEERAN Vs. EAGLES

Sheeran - Eagles
If I were the current president of the United States, Daffy Donald Trump, I would have my “people” (both of them) invent a stand-in robot to take the blame for everything he needs to apologize for, and there are many things, way too many. Of course, the ultimate downfall is: the robot will prove to have more empathy and end up being a much better leader. Ask Lester Holt.

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“Going To Hotel California” by EAGLES Vs. LED ZEPPELIN

Eagles - Zeppelin
In 1978, I saw Pablo Cruise, The Steve Miller Band and Eagles at Comiskey Park. Upon further research, this event was on August 19, and tickets were twelve dollars. It’s hard to say whether those were the golden days, or that we currently live in a suck greedy hell world.

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