Forget about the insidious meaning of “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”! The real controversial song is “White Christmas”! Until “Jingle Bells” becomes politically incorrect for horse abuse, here’s a mash up.
Current president of the United States, Dim Donald Trump, not his Chinese counterpart, Dim Sum, is currently in Singapore negotiating with current dictator of North Korea, Clean Kim Jong-Un. I imagine two dogs intensely sniffing each others assholes for a minute, before the one with orange skin walks away, because he does not smell seriousness. The other one, with Caucasian-challenged eyes, is thankful he brought his personal toilet.
In the meantime, there is this mash up.