Friendly neighborhood Spider-Man recites “The Night Before Christmas” as Ed Sheeran and a group of hired musicians perform “Thinking Out Loud.” And then hey, it’s Sheryl Crow singing about how “The First Cut Is The Deepest.” Talk about Christmas miracles.
Now, a mash up.
It’s probably the optimism speaking, but Rush and Ed Sheeran may be the 21st century’s new peanut butter and jelly. By optimism, I mean I’m buzzed on cough syrup and crack.
And now, a mash up.
Forget about the insidious meaning of “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”! The real controversial song is “White Christmas”! Until “Jingle Bells” becomes politically incorrect for horse abuse, here’s a mash up.
Current president of the United States, Dim Donald Trump, not his Chinese counterpart, Dim Sum, is currently in Singapore negotiating with current dictator of North Korea, Clean Kim Jong-Un. I imagine two dogs intensely sniffing each others assholes for a minute, before the one with orange skin walks away, because he does not smell seriousness. The other one, with Caucasian-challenged eyes, is thankful he brought his personal toilet.
In the meantime, there is this mash up.