Friendly neighborhood Spider-Man recites “The Night Before Christmas” as Ed Sheeran and a group of hired musicians perform “Thinking Out Loud.” And then hey, it’s Sheryl Crow singing about how “The First Cut Is The Deepest.” Talk about Christmas miracles.
Now, a mash up.
Astrophysicist, Dr. Spé C. Hedd, paused. She nervously tapped her report on the podium. She looked at us, the science council, and we looked back. She cleared her throat as if to conclude her grave answer. Instead, she repeated herself. “Long ago, our instruments showed us that our solar system is only an atom in a greater universe! Our sun and its circling planets are to some larger cosmos merely the nucleus and electrons of a single atom.”*
In recognition of National Batman Day celebrated every year on the third day of September, Sungmokoo.com would like to pay homage to the introductions Batman would give before a story in reprint comics, so you, the reader could be woke.
“When is a key not a key?” asked The Lame Riddler. “When it’s an aircraft path marker.” answered The Lame Riddler. He hated answering his own riddles.
It was 1997. The city of Metropolis was under great duress. Brainiac had unleashed a deadly virus turning everything in its path to seaweed. To make things worse, Superman was missing.