“I Think I’m Paranoid In Havana” by GARBAGE Vs. CAMILA CABELLO

Garbage-Camilla
In America, it is the last Monday of May, thus Memorial Day, a national holiday honoring those who have died while in military service. But, to a civilian like me, it means no mail delivery and annoying illegal unorganized fireworks, and to a quarantined civilian like me, it means Wednesday.

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“Landslide In Havana” by CAMILA CABELLO Vs. FLEETWOOD MAC

Fleetwood Mac - Camilo
Congratulations to Stevie Nicks for being inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame as a solo artist. Also, much props for having cocaine blown up your butt with a straw. If that ain’t a gypsy woman, I don’t know what is.

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“Bizarre Love Triangle In Havana” by CAMILA CABELLO Vs. NEW ORDER

Cabello - New Order
He closed his eyes, grabbed the mic stand, dipping it, and crooned into the mic, his deep baritone boomed, “I’m not your mother, son. I’m just a cumberbund.” He wanted to stop, but as the adage goes, the show must go on, if’n you want to get paid. Fifteen years ago, he wrote this song on a dare, and it went on to become a huge hit. He still had payments on his second Mercedes, the ex-wife, not the car, so he continued to sing. The part of the crowd who cared, cheered as if their lives depended on it. The other 97% went on with their lives, staring dumbly at their phones.

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