Inconsequential Tripe

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A 1970 photo opportunity, as they were called then. One would resign in 1974 to avoid certain impeachment, the other would resign on a toilet in 1977.

Every so often an expression comes along that is so stupid, you begin to hate anyone who uses it. And of course, because it’s such a damn catchphrase, you eventually use it yourself, and nothing good ever happens when you hate yourself. Here’s a recap of trite truisms: It is what it is. Life’s a bitch and then you die. Life’s a bitch and then you marry her. YOLO. Don’t worry, be happy. Life’s a beach. Life’s a beach and then you marry her. Shit happens. It’s like rain on your wedding day. Today, it is the nothingburger.

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The Terms They Are A-Changin’

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Trump’s White Male House makes sure he umlauts his e’s as well as dotting the i’s and crossing the t’s. Image Source.

For a while now, I have referred to Trump as current president of the United States himself dictator wannabe, but that ends today. As you can see from my opening sentence, he will simply be called Trump, just like his gaudy pointless towers. It’s a shame they are still a source of income. I look forward to the day those ugly edifices are beautified with boards indicating closure and bankruptcy.

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The Bad, Greedy, And Cowardly

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There is a fine line between cowardice and greediness, and this guy walks back and forth and all over it. If you knew this fellow personally, you would avoid him, in fear that he would suck up all the oxygen around you. That’s how he rolls. Permission to speak freely? Assholes who love the sound of their own voice like this guy get what’s coming to them eventually. In a world where the currency is karma, Dapper Donald gets trampled to death by his small loyal base, and he feels each step as he dies. No one will care. Some will say that it didn’t happen soon enough. Many will say that he deserved it.

It is a tragic day in Santa Fe, Texas. Let’s face facts; it’s a tragic day everywhere. After ridiculous avoidable events like this school shooting, I miss the days of being scolded by a right-minded responsible president. Instead, we get this tweet from that jackass, who is currently the president of the United States, Donald Trump: School shooting in Texas. Early reports not looking good. God bless all!

These are lives lost. Not a review for the first ten minutes of a movie.

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Three Scandals Ago

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“We condemn in the strongest possible terms this egregious loss of hair on many sides, on many sides.” Image Source

Dear current president of the United States, Donald Trump,

Before I ask my question, I would like to commend you on finally acknowledging your hair-challenged scalp. It’s nice that you are expanding your repertoire of bullying, lying, blaming, no-colluding/really colluding, groping, tweeting, and golfing. Self-deprecation must be difficult for you, especially with those small hands, smaller brain and that microscopic black withering thing that pumps blood through your body. I found that you’re actual quote, “I try like hell to hide that bald spot,” could have been better. Here’s a suggestion: Bad hair day? More like, bad hair life. Lock her up.

You’re welcome.

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