“Everybody’s Free To Call Me Maybe On The Moon” by BAZ LUHRMANN & CARLY RAE JEPSEN Vs. R.E.M.

R.E.M - Jepsen
It looks like NAFTA has been renamed the catchier United States-Mexico-Canada Agreement, or USMCA. Will we rename the FBI to Witch Hunters, or WH2? Will we rename NAACP non-existent, or N-E? What’s next, the return of the McDLT?

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“Take The Money And Run, It’s The End Of The World As We Know It” by R.E.M. Vs. STEVE MILLER BAND

REM - SMB
The following mash up may be the explanation for the behavior of thin-orange-skinned president of the United States himself, Donald “Dumb Dumb” Trump. It seems impossible for someone to lie so much without some sort of motivation. Any sane person might feel the tiniest bit of shame, but because he knows that it’s the end of the world, he feels fine and doesn’t care.

Who am I kidding? Regardless of the well-being of the world, this is Trump. This is how he rolls. He’s a greedy fuck face who has no compunction raping the world with his tiny hands that have never seen a day’s work. Ask anyone, he is a renowned bed wetter. Instead of remorse, he is filled with privilege. Instead of shame, he screams for his mommy. When one can rationalize the embarrassing arrested development day in and day out of waking up in a pool of urine for 72 years, the end result is Trump. When shitty behavior is ignored and cleaned up by the hired help, you are creating a monster.  This is a mind set created by the Scrooges, Mr. Potters and Dick Cheneys of this damn capitalistic world. By the way, all known bed wetters.

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“Losing My Smooth Religion” by R.E.M. Vs. SANTANA

Santana - REM
Current president of the United States, Donald The Menace Trump needs to learn some sort of lesson for his ludicrous fascist actions in a democratic society. We need to become the Road Runner© to his Wile E. Coyote©. We need to make his Acme© products obsolete. We need to take his ice cream away from him everyday, all of it. Initially, I would have said that we should take his family away from him, an eye for an eye and all that, but let’s be honest, that selfish fatso doesn’t care about anyone else. Sad.

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