“Rock And Roll All Nite For Twenty-Five Miles” by KISS Vs. EDWIN STARR

Kiss - Starr
The band Kiss has made many mistakes in their very long career. There are the unmasked era, the lame rock era and the disco era. Perhaps their biggest mistake was the exclusion of karate.

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The Futility Of Teaching An Old Dog

Senior Dog month

Save the month! November will be here sooner than you think. Did you know that senior dogs have very little time left to live?

The dog was asked a question. It looked up and all around with an empty gaze, more so than usual. Behind the eyes, a void of unforgivable ignorance. It looked very tired, haggard even. Rightfully so, it was old. It was an unhealthy specimen. Overweight. Discolored. Mange on top of its head. Barely alive.

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The Lonely Ass

Duck's_ass

This is a duck’s ass, a very popular hairstyle in the 1950s, not to be confused with the ass, an animal of the horse family.

The ass took a deep breath and got a good whiff of its own stench. It was visibly displeased, yet at the same time, indifferent, very much like today’s Republicans. After all, if it stinks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, blame it on socialism.

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Aquaman Meets On Demand TV

Ramona Fradon Reflective Aquaman

Aquaman has a brief moment of peace before enduring horrible cinema.

Aquaman turned off the TV by throwing the remote control at it, shattering it all over the place. He had just seen the worst movie ever. Bohemian Rhapsody. It is mind blowing that within this insipid dreck of cinema, Rami Malek found room to portray Freddie Mercury respectfully. One could almost believe that Freddie Mercury was capable of saying such contrived idiocy.

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