They say the success of a restaurant is location, location, location. But if you have a poor name, it doesn’t matter where your location, location, location is. Here are some restaurant names you should avoid.

• Straight From The Horse’s Mouth
• Bao Movement
• Wake Up Little Sushi
• Shut Up And Thai
• Bacon Bad
• The Transformers Grill Featuring Optimus Prime Rib
• Fork Me? Fork You!
• Dogs ‘R’ Us: A North Korean Establishment
• The China Monologues
• Silence Of The Clams