Van Halen: A Pop Music Daffynition

Van-Ha-len-e-ma

/van/hāl/ˈen/ə/mə/

noun

The introduction of the band Van Halen (preferably the David Lee Roth prototype) into the body to evacuate the body of foul tedious music. A procedure in which one listens to the band Van Halen to literally or figuratively expel the soft rock contents one ingests while at a workplace environment or church.

“Jimmy had to have two VanHalenemas after working a double shift at Starbucks.”

synonyms: Benema Folds, Pied Piper of the Soul where Air Supply represents the rats, Out vile beast, out!

Van_Halen_(_DLR_era).jpg

“Four out of five doctors agree that too many VanHalenemas can prove harmful to your colon and eardrums.”

#JamesBrownema, #I’mAliveJamesBrownYou’reNot

Leave a Reply

Please log in using one of these methods to post your comment:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s