Like The Pot Calling The Kettle Black

From the Washington Post:

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Ouch. Ouch! Ouch!!

  • It’s like Nixon telling you to look alive.
  • It’s like Kenny G telling you to be soulful.
  • It’s like Spike Lee telling you to be cool.
  • It’s like Tom Petty telling you to annunciate.
  • It’s like Anthony Weiner telling you a movie is good.
  • It’s like Drunky McFallingdown telling you that you have cirrhosis.
  • It’s like “No Tippin'”Scottie Pippen telling you to be more generous.
  • It’s like Ornette Coleman telling you that you play too many notes.
  • It’s like James Brown telling you to take it to the bridge after he’s docked your pay.
  • It’s like Hitler telling you to take it down a notch on the anti-semitism.

The bottom line: the truth hurts more when it comes from an asshole.


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