In a post-truth world created by havoc-mongering current president of the United States himself, Donald “Damn It All To Pieces” Trump; it is very difficult finding words that does not divide our nation further. My writing process is blocked by that selfish lying orange-skinned monster, for every time I pick up a pen, I want to expose his childish behavior further. He is the bully that you are forced to obsess over because he keeps messing with your liberties and lunch money. With that, it is much easier to make mash ups in this current climate. So until a civil war breaks out over Billy Squier and DMX fans, let us enjoy the enforced harmony of the following mash up. I thank you for the privilege of your time.