In 1977, Thelma Houston scored a number one hit with the song, “Don’t Leave Me This Way”. In 2018, she is still not related to Whitney Houston, nor Sam Houston, nor Cisco Houston, nor Cissy Houston, nor Houston, we have a problem.

In another part of the pop charts, The Alan Parsons Project hit #36 with the semi-hit, “I Wouldn’t Want To Be Like You.” In 2018, Alan Parsons is not related to Gram Parsons, nor Jim Parsons, nor Milton Parsons, nor Parsons of interest.

The following is what happens when light prog rock meets disco. Please enjoy responsibly.