P. Diddy and a Pop Music Daffynition

The Native Americans summed it up best: man with many names is man of great influence. Sean John Combs, born in 1969, lacks great influence but has many names so he is half a Native American adage: Puff Daddy, Puffy, P. Diddy, Diddy, Sean Combs, and maybe P. Daddy, Puffy Daddy and P.

Diddy [US] is a rapper, singer, songwriter, actor, record producer, entrepreneur, and TV producer.

1993: Puff Daddy established the record label, Bad Boy Entertainment, and introduces The Notorious B.I.G. to the music scene.

1998: Puff teams up with Jimmy Page of Led Zeppelin fame, and contributes to the soundtrack of Godzilla, the one with Matthew Broderick. The song is “Come With Me”, sampling “Kashmir”.

1999: Daddy was supposed to play a quarterback in the movie, Any Given Sunday, but could not throw a football in a convincing manner. Jamie Foxx would get the role.

2001: Puff Daddy changes his name to P. Diddy.

2005: P. Diddy changes his name to simply Diddy, but finds out there is another artist in the UK with the name Diddy, thus is only Diddy in the US, and something else in the UK.

2010: Diddy steals the spotlight in the movie Get Him To The Greek.

Between 1999 and 2001, Puff Daddy dated J-Lo.


stupid P. Diddy

/st(y)ooˈpid/ /pē/ /didē/

noun

phrase said quickly in order to sound like the word stupidity, usually said in the presence of P. Diddy in the hope he doesn’t catch on

synonyms: blinded by arrogance, idiodiddy, doo-wah-diddy-diddy-dumb-diddy-doo-doo

“He coughed and said blowjob at the same time, then quickly blurted stupid P. Diddy; P. Diddy, unhappy, lowered his sunglasses, glared at him harshly before firing him from his posse.”

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“Stupid P. Diddy is the modern day Frank Sinat… ra, in that one implies stupidity and the latter Frank Snot.”

#JamesBrownInspiredP.Diddy, #PaybackSample

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