A Commentary from an American

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Commentary by Sungald J. Trump

So many readers here. What a turnout. Do you see the crowd? Of course not. Fake media won’t show all you beautiful people here. So many of you, so many. [FACT CHECK: There are six to eight readers of sungmokoo.com.]

As you all know, I have inherited a mess. A huge mess. America for one! Withering Obamacare, which we must repeal and replace. Do you hear me Congress? Repeal and replace America too. Or let it implode. And Hurricane Harvey. Gigantic mess. So much nature from the previous administration. Huge mess, and it’s not over. Huge. Flooding. Disaster. Pestilence. Maybe leprosy, maybe. You never know. But the people of Texas, they’re stronger than this. They are not a sanctuary state. That’s a good thing, they get disaster relief. They will. This I promise you.

If Chicago, a sanctuary state, I might add… sad, if Chicago flooded, well they’re going to wish they weren’t a sanctuary state. This I can tell you. Do you think for one minute, one minute, if Chicago flooded and they requested relief aid? I’d say, your aid is fired.

I have said it many times now… many times. The fake media keeps saying I haven’t done it right, but here’s what I said. I condemn in the strongest possible terms this egregious display of hatred and bigotry and violence of the white supremacists, the neo-Nazis, the Civil War, the World War II, the illegal aliens, so many rapists, so many cold-blooded killers, and for that matter, World War I. On many sides. On many sides.

There are a lot of killers. You think our country’s so innocent? I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose voters. Nobody’s seen anything like this.

Many of my critics, and there are so many. The fake media, not a war hero John McCain (I like people who weren’t captured), crooked Hilary, lyin’ Ted, little Marco, Low-energy impotent Jeb, not American Obama, the failing New York Times, slanty Kim Jung-Un, crazy Bernie, goofy Elizabeth Warren, 1 for 38 Kasich, and distraction Hurricane Harvey. They say my Desert Storm moment is in my tweetstorms!

Why doesn’t fake media talk about my, our accomplishments? Why? Frederick Douglass is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job and is getting recognized more and more, I notice.

I have no relationship with Putin other than he called me a genius. He said, ‘Donald Trump is a genius and he is going to be the leader of the party and he’s going to be the leader of the world or something. I’ll tell you what, I guarantee you, I am going to learn how to cook and make a poutine and dedicate it to him. Is that what you want me to do?

Look, Putin said good things about me. He said, ‘he’s a leader and there’s no question about it, he’s a genius.’ So they all said, the media, they said — you saw it on the debate — they said, ‘you admire President Putin.’ I said, I don’t admire him. I said he was a strong leader, which he is. I mean, he might be bad, he might be good. But he’s a strong leader. No, no, think of it. They wanted me to disavow what he said. How dare you call me a genius. How dare you call me a genius, Vladimir. Wouldn’t it be nice if we actually got along with Russia? Wouldn’t that be good?

He expelled 755 US diplomats from our… his country. I want to thank him because we’re trying to cut down on payroll, and as far as I’m concerned, I’m very thankful that he let go of a large number of people, because now we have a smaller payroll. There’s no real reason for them to go back. So I greatly appreciate the fact that we’ve been able to cut our payroll of the United States. We’ll save a lot of money.

This whole Russian collusion thing. It’s nonsense. How can I collude if I don’t even know what it means? Come on, it’s all a phony Russian witch hunt. I am not a witch. Maybe a warlock, because that’s what they call the male witches, but let me make this perfectly clear, I am not a witch. That I can tell you. It’s all an excuse for the Democrats losing the election. Sad.

I am not supposed to talk about a certain country led by an extreme slant of nuclear armament. No, but you all know what I’m talking about. Right? Okay, his initials are Kim Jong-un. That visually-challenged little guy, look at him, he’s just a little guy with beady slanted eyes. Am I right? Kind of adorable if you think about it. All options are on the table. They will be met with fire, fury and frankly, power… the likes of which this world has never seen before. Thank you.

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