Brothers and sisters! Cousins and insignificant relatives! For God is to Jesus as He is to the Holy Spirit, this communion’s on me. Repent thee, before you are repented upon. Ask and ye shall receive. By the way, I find that this current president of the United States, Dandruff Donald Trump, reveals himself to be a bigger ass wipe with each passing moment. Amen.

Now, here’s something for your aural pleasure.