“Bootylicious Fame” by DESTINY’S CHILD Vs. DAVID BOWIE

Bootylicious Fame

Hey, it’s another one of those mash ups.

He was metaphorically wasted. He felt the shame of sugar coursing through his veins. It was not a good feeling. Richard had just ingested three and a half boxes of Hostess Strawberry Crème-Filled Twinkies®. He was feeling messy. For the first time in his 400 lb. life, he discovered a profound kinship with Garfield, the comic-strip, cartoon, live-action movie cat after gorging on lasagna.


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