Employee of the month: Steven Mnuchin. Apparently Mnu means no, thus, no chin, as in, Yes, we have Mnu bananas.

Try as you might, it is impossible to ignore this guy, the current president of the United States, “Dodging” Putin’s puppet, Donald Trump. I swear, one day in the distant future, we will all agree that Trump was the Pauly Shore of presidents, and we’ll all be wondering, “Who’s Pauly Shore?”

All weekend, Trump and his Justice League of Bimbos, trounced the media outlets, spouting, spewing and spinning, spinning, spinning like a loop of lava flow in Hawaii, a couple, three weeks ago. All this, after the inevitable arrest of longtime stupidhead, Paul Manafort, who definitely looks like someone fictional TV detective, Columbo, put away for life.

Ex-New York mayor, current crazy Nosferatu, Rudy Giuliani, talks about pardons like he’s talking about the accumulating lint in his pocket, which is shut the fuck up. It is obvious that his job is to diffuse, nothing more. At this rate, we will be pardoning Hitler in two weeks. I am ashamed to have ever thought this guy was ever decent.

And then there’s Melania, current wife of “Democracy Demolishing” Donald. “Mrs. Trump hates to see children separated from their families and hopes both sides of the aisle can finally come together to achieve successful immigration reform,” according to a statement from her spokeswoman. “She believes we need to be a country that follows all laws, but also a country that governs with heart.” All this says to me is, it must be nice to have a personal spokeswoman, and shut the fuck up!

Skeletor® wannabe, Kellyanne Conway said, “As a mother, as a Catholic, as somebody who has a conscience … I will tell you that nobody likes this policy.” Worst good cop/bad cop scenario ever; more like ignorant cop/ineffective cop/Putin.

Stephen Miller is a racist. Where is Kushner? Where is daughter of “Dimwit” Donald? Where is Scott Pruitt? This reality TV swamp is the strangest puppet show I have ever witnessed.

To all this, the fake media, on both sides, on all sides, fan this flaming shit show, further dividing this country. It appears the simple solution would be to shut the fuck up.