It appears that America is going to hell in a handbasket, thanks to current president of the United States, “Drip-Dry” Donald Trump. We are forced to learn that democracy and due process is painstakingly slower than a 72-year old crazy reality television dotard with a big uncouth mouth and ludicrous hair backed by sinister puppet master, Vladimir “Poo Smirk” Putin.

And now, a mash up.