Welcome to an alternative universe where Adele is the lead singer for English electronic band, Depeche Mode. Before you assume this may be a better world, it is important to bear in mind that this world has ice cream that tastes more like ice than cream, and the president of the United States is Howie Mandel. By the by, he makes current president of the United States, “Dung Heap” Donald Trump look like a fascist orange-skinned moron.