7 Year Bitch was a four piece band from Seattle during the grunge era. It is ironic or planned out that they existed for 7 years (1990-1997). Some of their near hit songs were “M.I.A.”, “In Lust You Trust”, and “Hip Like Junk”.

And now, a pop music daffynition.

7 Year Bitch Slap

/ˈsevən/ /yir/ /biCH/ /slap/

noun

a hard, nearly punk, more grunge open palm blow to the face that physically and psychologically lingers for seven years

synonyms: Michigan-shaped red mark on the cheek, lawsuit, seven years of shame like the scarlet letter

“You could hear that 7 Year Bitch Slap 7 miles away.”

“She 7 Year Bitch Slapped him into yesterday, which somehow shortened the shame by one day. [2,555 days, unless the day he was slapped was a leap year, 2,556 days. Doing the math for your convenience]”

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