If today is your birthday, cherish the day, for you are sharing your birthday with Jefferson Beauregard “Jeff” Sessions III, Rickey Henderson, Annie Lennox, Ricky Martin, Cab Calloway, Lemmy, Humphrey Bogart, Ryan Seacrest, Jimmy Buffett, and most importantly, Santa Claus.
To celebrate the birth of the son of Claus, here is a sermon by Rev. J.M. Gates imposed upon the smooth stylings of Booker T. & The M.G.’s “Santa Claus is Coming To Town”. Happy holidays, Merry Christmas, Santa was born for your sins.