A friend of mine hates mash ups. The whole idea and shebang of taking two shitty tunes and making another shitty tune out of it, or ruining two good songs and transforming it into a shitty tune, pisses him off to no end. So much so, he is incapable of stifling his grief out loud.

I get it. I hate when I have diarrhea, and I will tell anyone who is willing to listen. Seriously, I don’t know when to shut the fuck up. I’m not sure what I’m looking for. Empathy? Shared experiences? A fresh point of view that can change my current hatred? It doesn’t matter. Loose juicy splattering explosive feces is apparently my muse.

I am reminded of the expression: if you have nothing nice to say, don’t say anything. But then if everyone followed this rule, there would be a lot of silence. I am reminded of another expression: opinions are like genitals, everyone has at least one, and they like to expose them.

Stifle