Bizarro-Trump, or Parallel-Trump is a long-time contributor to “Ain’t No Party Like The Nazi Party”.

Can you believe what’s going on at these Republican caravans popping up all over the country? All these white terrorists trying to get into the government. Not good, I tell you, not good. We need to drain the swamp, lock her up, and do whatever’s necessary to not let those bad hombres into Washington D.C.

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If you look at what’s going on with Trump; one minute he calls a man lyin’ Ted, slanders his wife and dad, and the next minute, he’s calling him beautiful Ted. I ask you, who does that? What kind of person does that? Not only that, now he’s campaigning for him in Texas. Frankly, that’s a sign of a very weak man, and trust me, he’s very weak, not good for this country. It’s time to look him right in the eye, shoot someone in the middle of Fifth Avenue for dramatic effect, of course, and say, “You’re fired!”

And can you believe that low IQ Trump? At the Beautiful Lyin’ Ted rally, he said, and I quote, “You know, they have a word. It sort of became old-fashioned. It’s called a nationalist. And I say, “Really? We’re not supposed to use that word.” You know what I am? I’m a nationalist, OK? I’m a nationalist. Nationalist. Use that word. Use that word.” It’s the first time truth came out of that sad, sad mouth, and it was really strange.

Not many people know this, but a nationalist is what Hitler claimed to be, and we all know what kind of kook he turned out to be. No need to read between the lines, because there are none, but Nationalist Trump is pretty much admitting he’s Hitler, in the same way I take a lot of steroids and claim to be Barry Bonds. By the way, Barry Bonds was a baseball player, and a personal friend of mine. He took steroids.

I’ll tell you what, if you see this Trump, knock the crap out of him, would you? Seriously, OK? Just knock the hell…I promise you I will pay for the legal fees. I promise. I promise.

Meanwhile, if you look at what’s going on in fake media, someone has allegedly been sending bombs through the mail targeting Democrats, especially those who Trump claims are his enemies. For all I know, it could be China. I mean, why wouldn’t it be China? If you think about it, it could be somebody sitting on their bed who weighs 400 pounds. In closing, no collusion.