The toupee on top of the mayor’s head was skewed, which made his face look terribly uneven. The staff wanted to tell the poor man to adjust it, but instead they remained silent in fear they might hurt his fragile feelings. There was a great sense of relief when a piano fell from the sky and crushed him to death. At first, there was great horror, followed by laughter. One witness pointed out, “It’s so fucking crazy how things work out, the easiest solution to a complex problem. God has the weirdest sense of humor.”

And now, a mash up.

Skewed