Sorry, Hef, sorry. R.I.P.

It was bound to happen. After 132 daily blog posts, there was going to be some straight up bone headed errors. Unlike our current president, Trump, I am not above apologizing and setting things straight. Also, unlike him, I have gooder hair and better command of language, me too. Forgive me in advance for the following blunders.

• Jimmy Buffett was never ever rumored to be a cannibal. What I actually meant was: he is a friend to Bob Dylan.
• Dotard is actually pronounced as if it rhymes with motored, and not foddered.
• James Brown was never a privileged white man.
• The Bible did not rip off William Shakespeare, nor was it written at Denny’s®. [FACT CHECK: I have not written this one yet.]
• Hugh Hefner did not die in 1990 from acute Chlamydia. The only thing that died then was his relevance.
• Shari Lewis did not come back to life only to die again with Jerry Lewis and Jerry Lee Lewis. [FACT CHECK: She did. Jerry Lee Lewis is still alive.]
• The answer to the Doobie Brothers caption: the guy in the yellow hat.
• To paraphrase The Cure, beets don’t cry.
• All frogs are not Nazis, but a lot of them are, which kinda sorta qualifies my description.
• Batman is not a frog.
• When I made predictions for week 4 of the NFL, I excluded three games.

Pittsburgh Steelers (2-1) at Baltimore Ravens (2-1) and Buffalo Bills (2-1) at Atlanta Falcons (3-0) The at home bird teams will use aerial attacks, the devious ones. They will soar high and bomb dive beak down and power peck/drill straight through their opponents heads to toes.

PREDICTION: Birds will eventually rule the world.

Oakland Raiders (2-1) at Denver Broncos (2-1) Assuming that Raiders raid and the Broncos bronc (whatever the hell that means) Raiders win. But if Oakland oaks and Denver dens, Denver wins at home.

PREDICTION: This is a serious divisional game, so expect decapitation and strong adult language.

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