“September Video Games” by LANA DEL REY Vs. EARTH WIND & FIRE

Lana - EWF
It must be a lot easier to live a guilt-free life when you have no empathy. Any person with a sense of dignity would never behave like this orange-skinned baboon. Let me retract that last comparison, baboons are smarter and take offense when pissed upon. I could say orange-skinned amoeba, considering their tiny brain capacity, but even the simple one-celled organism takes pride in how they present themselves.

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“Valerie Get Me Out Of Jail” by AMY WINEHOUSE Vs. PETEY PABLO

Winehouse - Pablo
The expression used to be the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. Today, in light of the freakishly pathetic first family, appropriately named the Trumps, it has been revised to shit be everywhere because of that asshole.

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P.Y.T. Two Lovers by MICHAEL JACKSON Vs. MARY WELLS

Wells - Jackson
The NFL season is upon us. If you are anti-Trump, turn it on. If ratings go up, I have to imagine the baby will soil his diapers and go volcanic. Sad. By the way, here is a mash up.

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“Miss You Smooth” by ROB THOMAS WITH SANTANA Vs. THE ROLLING STONES

Stones - Santana
“We haven’t finished yet. It’s still too early to talk about the Stones’ legacy. There’s one thing that we haven’t yet achieved and that’s to really find out how long you can do this. It’s still such a joy to play with this band that you can’t really let go of it.” @officialKeef

There are so many things incongruous about this tweet from Keith Richards, but it’s all above water. People are living longer, and this is the price we pay for it. Don’t get me wrong, I like the Rolling Stones, but the younger vital version. The geriatric group is a whole different can of beans, no longer edible.

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