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I am a native of Chicagoland. I am old enough to know better even if I don't.

Alternative Hangover

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Believe it or not, this is better than the alternative, swirling irrational fears concluded by a senseless bullet in the head.

 

Little did Morton Saltzberg realize, overnight, in a deep sleep, he transformed and woke up as an anomaly. If he had been conscious of the metamorphosis, he would have been ecstatic. He had long desired to deviate from what his peers deemed standard.

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“Edge Of Seventeen (Take Me Out)” by FRANZ FERDINAND Vs. STEVIE NICKS

Franz - Nicks
After the appropriate of time has passed, I hope it is no longer too soon to use this diss: Walk much, F.D.R.?

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“The Unforgiven Rhiannon” by METALLICA Vs. FLEETWOOD MAC

Metallica - Mac
For three straight days, Rhiannon was isolated by her peers. They could not find it in their hearts to forgive her for dust cropping at the Lollapalooza. She should have known better. Don’t eat Indian food from a grease covered truck.

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“The Tipsy Grind Date” by DE LA SOUL Vs.J-KWON

De La Soul - J-Kwon
Whatever happened to J-Kwon? Whatever happened to decency? Whatever happened to tomatoes? Who died, and made him regency? I can’t even begin to answer any of these questions without referencing the “deep state”. In a post-ironic, post-truth world, what if Trump is the only who is sane?

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