P.Y.T. Two Lovers by MICHAEL JACKSON Vs. MARY WELLS

Wells - Jackson
The NFL season is upon us. If you are anti-Trump, turn it on. If ratings go up, I have to imagine the baby will soil his diapers and go volcanic. Sad. By the way, here is a mash up.

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“Miss You Smooth” by ROB THOMAS WITH SANTANA Vs. THE ROLLING STONES

Stones - Santana
“We haven’t finished yet. It’s still too early to talk about the Stones’ legacy. There’s one thing that we haven’t yet achieved and that’s to really find out how long you can do this. It’s still such a joy to play with this band that you can’t really let go of it.” @officialKeef

There are so many things incongruous about this tweet from Keith Richards, but it’s all above water. People are living longer, and this is the price we pay for it. Don’t get me wrong, I like the Rolling Stones, but the younger vital version. The geriatric group is a whole different can of beans, no longer edible.

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“Viva Tirado Soul Kitchen” by THE DOORS Vs. EL CHICANO

Doors - El Chicano
While the sensible citizens of the United States mourn the passing of John McCain, one uninvited current president of the United States himself dictator wannabe, Donald “Douche Pocket” Trump lambasts the infrastructure of what makes America the land of freedom.

I don’t like to be a petty person, but I look forward to seeing Trump’s funeral. I can’t wait to see the tumbleweeds rambling past all the weasels in attendance, probably ten or eleven of them. I know what I’ll be doing. I will be tweeting about how childish and racist this asswipe behaved in his time in the White House.

So Russia, if you’re listening, release the pee tapes. I want to post it on the day of his death to remind people of his constant indecency.

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“I Like That Man On The Corner” by GENESIS Vs. HOUSTON FEATURING CHINGY AND NATE DOGG

Genesis - Houston
If I have learned anything from Senator John McCain, it is this: follow your dream regardless of political party. If you want a democrat, Joe Lieberman, to be your vice president, make it so, otherwise, you will compromise your values and end up with a Sarah Palin, just another chapter in the de-evolution of the Republican party, beginning with Dan Quayle to George W. Bush to Sarah Palin to current president of the United States himself dictator wannabe, Donald “Drips Like Gonorrhea” Trump. Now let’s see how the Republican party operates without a conscience and heart. R.I.P. John McCain.

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