“Someone Like You Ventura Highway” by ADELE Vs. AMERICA

Posted on June 12, 2018 by sungmokoo

Adele - America
I have this feeling that if current president of the United States, Droopy Donald Trump had access to a time machine, he would go back in time to meet Adolf Hitler. You know, that Nazi dick that caused World War II. Together they would make the best deals until Hitler finally gets sick and tired of the whining man with soft little hands after two hours. Hitler either kills himself or Trump, the whole time wondering why and how the future could produce such a ridiculous weakling.

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“The Middle Thinking Out Loud” by ED SHEERAN Vs. JIMMY EAT WORLD

Posted on June 11, 2018 by sungmokoo

Jimmy Eat World - Ed Sheeran

Current president of the United States, Dim Donald Trump, not his Chinese counterpart, Dim Sum, is currently in Singapore negotiating with current dictator of North Korea, Clean Kim Jong-Un. I imagine two dogs intensely sniffing each others assholes for a minute, before the one with orange skin walks away, because he does not smell seriousness. The other one, with Caucasian-challenged eyes, is thankful he brought his personal toilet.

In the meantime, there is this mash up.

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“Careless Whisper From Somebody I Used To Know” by GOTYE FEATURING KIMBRA Vs. WHAM

Posted on June 10, 2018 by sungmokoo

Gotye - Wham
It is Sunday morning and I don’t want to be one of those preaching assholes, but here we go. Let us all turn to the book of James Brown 2:14. “Fellas, I’m ready to get up and do my thing. I wanna get into it, man, you know, like a, like a sex machine, man, movin’, doin’ it, you know. Can I count it off?”

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“Something Stupid Because I Got High” by AFROMAN Vs. ROBBIE WILLIAMS & NICOLE KIDMAN

Posted on June 9, 2018 by sungmokoo

Afroman - Robbie Williams
Here’s an idea for a movie. A remake of Freaky Friday, but instead of a mother and a daughter switching bodies, it’s the American president and a North Korean dictator. Oh wait, is that what’s happening in real life?