McGruff, Garofalo & Ruffalo™ In “Enter Garoppolo”

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Previously: Janeane Garofalo betrayed Mark Ruffalo by taking a secret meeting with Jimmy Garoppolo of the San Francisco 49ers. Meanwhile, McGruff took a bite out of crime and arrested a Juggalo gang in an abandoned bungalow. Kathryn Bigelow, the film director and not the well-known party planner, wants to make a movie called Bigelow Presents: McGruff, Garofalo, Garoppolo & Ruffalo™. And now:

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“Waterfalls Passin’ Me By” by PHARCYDE Vs. TLC

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This is awkward. Today marks my one-year anniversary as a daily blogger. I had grand plans of writing the best thing using the best words, sentences and what not. I was going to talk about how blogging saved my life, and how it may have changed the fate of an alternate universe. In short, there is another world similar to ours, but not, where laurel is still laurel and there is no such thing as a yanny, not even that Greek mystical new ager instrumentalist. I have a sinking feeling that the quality of life might be nicer there.

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“Gimme Uptight Shelter” by STEVIE WONDER Vs. THE ROLLING STONES

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Before I talk about how narcissism is slowly destroying our society, I would like to talk about what makes me better than most of the world.

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“Running Up That River Of Orchids” by KATE BUSH Vs. XTC

XTC - Bush
Here is an example of conflict and complication in this country. The animals have become so racially insensitive. I saw a goose Hitler-stepping in front of a Jewish retirement center.

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