The Return Of The Grown-Ass Man

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14th U.S. President Franklin Pierce was a lesser known grown-ass man, yet grown-ass enough to kick your ass.

It was a long time coming. Everyone knew it, yet very few were prepared. Y2K was months away. The Grown-Ass Man adjusted his pants, pulling them up. They were falling due to the absence of a prominent buttocks and the lack of a belt. In so many words, this was what he thought about the crisis.

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