“This seems like a Saturday sort of thing,” he thought out loud, not quite sure whether or not it was even Saturday. He proceeded to lift his butt from the chair and slowly released vicious gas. It sounded like the last sputter of a dilapidated motorboat, and it was with this new discovery of foul air that he realized it was actually Sunday. This would not be the first time Ralph Lawrence was acquainted with shame.
And now, a mash up.
After this quarantine, I am going to be very self-conscious about coughing, however, I will fart proudly and boldly into and through the 21st God damn century.
And now, a mash up.
I am very proud of this mash up for only one reason. The lyrics, “Making love to his tonic and gin,” has a completely different meaning when ‘tonic and gin’ is not included. On the technical side, displacing a melody in a major key atop a minor key changes things too.
And now, a mash up.
Oh hey, here’s some random trivia. You know that guy? You know, that guy on that show with that super flamboyant guy. His catchphrase was something like, “Hey, someone’s gotta do it.” Well, it turns out he tested positive with the Covid 19.
And now, a mash up.
The sound of a switchblade and a motorbike.
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