“The Borderline Of Peter Pumpkinhead” by MADONNA Vs. XTC

XTC - Madonna
Quaidar
/ˈkwāˌdär/
noun
the inuit sense that one is near a Quaid

And now, a mash up.

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“Edge Of Seventeen (Take Me Out)” by FRANZ FERDINAND Vs. STEVIE NICKS

Franz - Nicks
After the appropriate of time has passed, I hope it is no longer too soon to use this diss: Walk much, F.D.R.?

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“The Unforgiven Rhiannon” by METALLICA Vs. FLEETWOOD MAC

Metallica - Mac
For three straight days, Rhiannon was isolated by her peers. They could not find it in their hearts to forgive her for dust cropping at the Lollapalooza. She should have known better. Don’t eat Indian food from a grease covered truck.

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“The Tipsy Grind Date” by DE LA SOUL Vs.J-KWON

De La Soul - J-Kwon
Whatever happened to J-Kwon? Whatever happened to decency? Whatever happened to tomatoes? Who died, and made him regency? I can’t even begin to answer any of these questions without referencing the “deep state”. In a post-ironic, post-truth world, what if Trump is the only who is sane?

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