“Imperfection is a sign of humanity,” the cobbler said, as he resoled a shoe using inferior nails and terrible glue that suspiciously smelled like watermelon flavored Jolly Ranchers™.
Never in a
million trillion gazillion years, could I have imagined this day. Me, a 55 year old man, making a mash up using a song performed by Miley Cyrus, former Disney TV star from the show, I Heart Carly Banana Montana, and daughter of Billy Ray “Achy Breaky Heart” Cyrus. I am aware that it is not correct on any level. It is inexplicable.
Yet, it is odd that I have no compunction at all about using a gooey Pat Benatar ballad.