“Landslide In Havana” by CAMILA CABELLO Vs. FLEETWOOD MAC

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Congratulations to Stevie Nicks for being inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame as a solo artist. Also, much props for having cocaine blown up your butt with a straw. If that ain’t a gypsy woman, I don’t know what is.

Now, a mash up.

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“No One Like You Landslide” by SCORPIONS Vs. FLEETWOOD MAC

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I never thought that the only similarity between Scorpions and Fleetwood Mac was the absence of an indefinite article. Upon further investigation, it appears that they’ve all done blow with and on Stevie Nicks.

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“Roxanne’s Landslide” by THE POLICE Vs. FLEETWOOD MAC

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Obsession is a wacky thing. It can keep you up all night. It can drive your actions. It can be unhealthy. Instead of just talking about it, here is the second of many more mash ups to come based on Fleetwood Mac’s “Landslide”.

Now, let’s welcome a mash up.

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Expectancy

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Celebrating National Piano Day with a classical pianist playing “Uranus”.

James Joo was more than excited. In fact, he could barely stay in his clothes, a Hawaiian shirt with phallic macaws and tight too-white jeans. They were too tight. James was oblivious to male pride due to his miniscule penis. Luckily for him, he did not care. He was a classical pianist, measured not by sexual prowess, but by the playing of quality notes in a pleasurable sequential order.

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