The Racist Is On

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In the fictional city of Durban, the number one rule is: don’t talk about racism. Just kidding, Durban was a real place in South Africa.

“The fog moved in quickly,” she gesticulated wildly with rigid intense jazz hands. This was not the only indication that she was insane, for her eyes were as rabid as her overly unkempt hair full of incidental dreadlocks and foreign nits, as well as the miscellaneous fur of at least seventeen cats, eighteen if you count Boris The Hairless Cat. More revealing were her words, miscalculated gibberish or a random rant, it mattered not. She had the floor now, and she was about to abuse her powers as a seldom-tax-paying citizen.

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“Beth’s White Christmas” by KISS Vs. THE TEMPTATIONS

Temptations - Kiss
We are two to three weeks away from Christmas, and it’s time to remember what it really means in the 21st century. Christians winning.

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“Someday We’ll Be La Bamba” by DIANA ROSS & THE SUPREMES Vs. LOS LOBOS

Los Lobos - Supremes
I’m not sure what to make of the chaos swirling around the White House. So much, too much. Robert Mueller drops a shoe. John Kelly resigns. Rex Tillerson is as dumb as a rock, and lazy as hell. I do know this for certain. This is a mash up.

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Freaky Deaky Friday

Freaky Friday movie poster

SPOILER ALERT!

Today being Friday, I thought I’d share a tale of gruesome happenstance. It is a story that is definitely not for the faint of heart. If you suffer from weak heart syndrome, commonly known as WHS or Lou Gehrig’s Other Disease, consult your doctor before reading further.

It was Friday the 12th, a much more menacing day than the very over-rated Friday the 13th. If one had the luxury to stop, look and listen, they would have noticed the omnipresence of mystical energy so powerful it could only be summed up as freaky deaky.

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