“Walk And Jump And Give It To Me Baby” by PANTERA & VAN HALEN Vs. RICK JAMES

Pantera - Halen - James
The implication of these three acts sharing a stage at the same time to play music or fight to the death is a story that writes itself.

And now, a mash up.

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“Uptown Funk In The Ghetto” by MARK RONSON WITH BRUNO MARS Vs. BUSTA RHYMES FEATURING RICK JAMES

Busta - Bruno
Mark “Harp” McIntyre played the harmonica like he masturbated. It was only good for him and nobody else.

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“Super Freak Battles The Pink Robots” by RICK JAMES Vs. THE FLAMING LIPS

Rick James Robots
Everyday, without fail, there is more moronic news. The news piles up so high that the news on the bottom gets forgotten and everything appears new again. The truth it is not new, it is still a stack of shit, and it produces an unbearable stink. The more mass it attains, the further its reach. Meanwhile, there’s different piles of excrement building up all over the place, which make all the rats come out of the wood work. This is what happens when irresponsible people have dogs they obviously can’t take care of.

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