“Dance 1979 Away” by VAN HALEN Vs. SMASHING PUMPKINS

It was the hottest day. Ever. I was barely stoned on some shitty homegrown weed I copped from a one-armed Nam vet. I was in need of serious shade and electrollytes. Instead, a troubled teen with a boom box over his shoulder approached, “Dance The Night Away” by Van Halen was blasting like nobody’s business. I was curiously satisfied.

And now, a mash up.

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“Kiss Me Today” by SMASHING PUMPKINS Vs. SIXPENCE NONE THE RICHER

Sixpence none the richer is an idiom meaning an unprofitable endeavor. According to the band Smashing Pumpkins, sometimes known as The Smashing Pumpkins, ‘smashing’ is not a verb, it is an adjective meaning great.

Someone told me a long time ago that definition is in the eye of the beholder, ergo, meh.

And now, a mash up.

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“Let’s Get It On Today” by SMASHING PUMPKINS Vs. MARVIN GAYE

Smashing Pumpkins - Gaye
I’d like to think that the world would be a much better place if Marvin Gaye was still alive. I’m not sure what kind of contribution or impact Billy Corgan has made on our world being alive.

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