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I am a native of Chicagoland. I am old enough to know better even if I don't.

The Metamorphosis

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The Japanese cockroach is much better at math and science than the lazy American cockroach.

The truth was very simple. Audrey Gilbehart gave up. She was done. It was official. She no longer gave an iota of fuck.

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“The Canary In A Coal Mine”

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The silence grew as suspicious eyes darted around the small waiting room, for there was another presence, and it was disgusting. Someone had callously expelled flatus through his or her anus. An educated guess was that the gas originated from either Mexican or Korean cuisine. No one dared speak because of the old adage, he who smelt it, dealt it. By this law, everyone was a suspect.

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“More Sonic Than Wind Feeling” by BOSTON Vs. CALEXICO

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In the not so distant future, the kindest robot was about to change its/his name after uncovering a most terrible truth. Goodbye Adolf Hitler, hello Larry Alder.

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Old Enough To Know Better

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The average lifespan of a fox is three to five years. Thanks to corrective lenses, this fox is twelve years young.

 

The tired old fox glanced back long enough to see a volt of vultures swoop downwards, resembling northerly winds rapidly moving south on a meteorological map. It paused to weep a single tear for the fallen comrades it had run with for the last eight months, but it is difficult to argue that they deserved their fates. It is cruel how the stamina of youth is wasted on impetuous fools.

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